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News Flash! Crime Scene!

posted 28 Nov 2013, 14:24 by Matt Wilson

Forensic scientists at The Roaches School found themselves with a hard to solve mystery recently as a chalk outline of a body was discovered in the science lab.  No one is sure of the outline's provenance but suspicions rest with a recent upsurge in chalk purchases at B&M. Pupils at The Roaches School have been tasked with identifying the perpetrator of the chalk graffiti and, assisted by science specialist Leanne , are currently in the process of tracing the origin of the scrawl. When asked about the progress of the investigation, Leanne said "I am an earth scientist not a biologist and I would like that to be made very clear for the purposes of this investigation".  Concerned chalk purchasers should contact The Roaches on their hastily constructed hotline 01782523479.